actual conversation by a few people in my class:
person 1: chocolate is the best thing ever invented by humans
person 2: no, facebook is

wvnderbar:

i hate when people argue against getting tattoos with the line “it’ll look like crap when you’re older”

you know what else looks like crap when you’re older?

everything.

jeremy-ruiner:

theneverendingdrums:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

what if someone had an actual phobia though

like with people who are arachnaphobic

a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

You know what’s kind of beautiful? 

timorleste:

In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”

You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you.

plumey:

Blaine you insensitive bitch